Half My Facebook Friends are Ferrets

Things to do before I turn 16:
1. Kiss a female who is not a relative, very old, very young or covered in fur.
2. Master "One" by the legendary Metallica.
3. See children of Bodom live.
4. Own the Randy Rhodes Flying V Jackson guitar with blue ghost flames.
5. Get something pierced or tattooed.
6. Be half as cool as people say my dad was.
Josh Walker - AKA Josh the Destroyer - has rock 'n' roll dreams, but his mum won't even let him grow his hair long. His best friends are either geeks or nerds (they haven't decided yet) and he's had precisely zero Valentine's Day cards in his life. Will he ever live up to the cool, tough dad he's never known?