Hairy Mole: Pirate Olympics

Hairy Mole and his noble pirate crew have entered a team in the much anticipated, one hundred and first Pirate Olympics.
Can the Littleton pirates beat the other three pirate teams to win gold? They're up against The Daisy Headhunters, captained by Wee Gladys the Mad, The Pirate Pensioners and The Whiskers Gang, led by Captain Bill Whiskers, who has a laugh that could make a puppy cry.
Or course the Pirate Olympic events all need special skills. There's Walking the Plank, Jumping the Nearly Dead Man's Chest and Barrel Rolling.
Will our clever, smelly pirates parp their way to victory?